let's be friends.
I really want to have a conversation.
I want to have a deep conversation.
Let’s talk about our dreams, our goals, our aspirations.
Let’s talk about our deepest fears.
Nights like this I wish I could just go outside and walk.
Walk around the city and just talk to a random stranger.
Talk about our problems or what was the highlight of our day.
I just want to have a conversation.
A deep conversation.
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks